Haunted Bedroom

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Out Of Print....Collection of our favorite tunes from our time under our previous moniker.

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released September 11, 2014

Mahlin and Jovi

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Coffin Spell Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

Most good motorcycles run on gasoline. This is a bad motorcycle. It runs on blood.

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Track Name: The Bride Of Yee Sook Ree
Rev up your engines, baby wave that flag
Me and my cigarette are both havin' a drag
There's not turnin' back. This cat is out of his bag.

Show me the button baby, it's time to make you howl
I only get one night a year, you better start me up now
Soon as the sun rise, I gotta get back into the ground

You heard all the stories about dead man's curve
Drunk drivin', draggin', that boy was bound to swerve
He only gets one night a year before it's back to the worms

Let's make the best of it, come along for a drive
Take us up the canyon, take us off of the side.
I'll take you home with me and you can be my bride.
Track Name: Krokodil Rock
Look out, gang way
I'm goin out to get my fix
Slitherin' on down the street
And it goes a little like this

Do the Krokodil Rock

Look out, gang way
I'm goin' out to get my fix
Toenails fallin' off my feet
And it goes a little like this

Do the Krokodil Rock

Look out, gang way
I'm goin' out to get my fix
Skin drips off, see the meat
And it goes a little like this

My scales they are a growin'
My bones are almost showin'

Do the Krokodil Rock
Track Name: Family Man
Workin my fingers to the bone just to have a place to call home
So I can sit next to my phone, so I can jerkoff all alone
Your house lit up across the street, move outside for a closer peek
The inside looks so clean and neat, your family all look so sweet

Then it dawns on me
I think a wanna be
A family man

Come up through the basement door, creaking footsteps, kitchen floor
Your wife can cook man, thats for sure. I'm still hungry. I want more.
Sit on the couch and turn on the tube. I didn't mean for the noise to wake you
Blood all over my work boots, go fetch Daddy's slippers, won't you?

Then it dawns on me
I think I've finally
Become a family man
Track Name: This Ain't Your House
Take off your shoes, this ain't your house
Show a little respect

Don't touch the tunes, this ain't your car
Show a little respect

Spit out that food, we ain't said prayer
Show a little respect

A little respect goes real far round here
A little respect and you'll get along round here
A little respect goes real far round here
A little respect and you'll get along just fine

Don't take that bump, these ain't your drugs
Show a little respect

Close the fridge, that ain't your beer
Show a little respect

Don't fuck her ass, she ain't your girl
Show a little respect

A little respect goes real far round here
A little respect and you'll get along round here
A little respect goes real far round here
A little respect and you'll get along just fine
Track Name: Gimme A Sign
Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do gimme a sign
What the hell are you waiting for? I'm ready to die
Maybe I'll climb a mountain, take a swan dive off the side
(Do Lord, oh do Lord, save me from this life)

Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do gimme a sign
What the hell are you waiting for? I'm tired of this life.
Maybe I'll take a drive and hit the gas and close my eyes
(Do Lord, oh do Lord, please just let me die)
Track Name: Atomic Terrorist
You got his girl, he wants her back
He doesn't care if he turns the whole world black
Master of physics, he's got a knack
Your beach body can't save you from his nuclear attack

The Atomic Terrorist

This is the last time they'll push him around
You better build a bunker, get safely underground
Soon the world will see that he ain't no clown
He's gonna bring the whole fucking country down

The Atomic Terrorist

I'm waiting patiently for your call
To tell me sorry you were so wrong
Who's that voice? Is that Paul?
Think you can fuck with me? I'll fucking nuke you all.

The Atomic Terrorist
Track Name: Hangman's Holler
Walk on down to Hangman's Holler
Hangman's Holler's where I'm gonna be
Come on down to Hangman's Holler
Hangman's Holler and say goodbye to me

I didn't know she was his girl
I coulda sworn she were mine
It was an honest mistake
We'd been drinkin' all night
I guess I lost my cool
When he started to yell
Now by mornin' I'll be drinkin'
warm beer in Hell

He took ahold of my hair
and threw me against the wall
He pulled out his knife
Said he was gonna take my balls
Your Honor, I was scared
Just like any man would be
So I hit him over the head
with a bottle of whiskey

Please take this letter
and give it to my wife
She's back at the house
throwin' all my shit outside
Tell her that I swear
that I didn't mean to make her cry
and for the children's sake,
please come say goodbye.
Track Name: Take Your Heart Apart
Don't get messed up with them fellas like me
We ain't got nothing to give you but grief
We're always finding someone else to be

Don't get messed up with them fellas like me
We don't feel much but what's between the sheets
We'll always find a better place to be

Don't get messed up with them fellas like me
We'll take your heart apart piece by piece
Track Name: The Bad Idea Creature
Don't puss out, it's time to go
We've been through all of this before
Don't look back, it won't take long
Have I ever fucking steered you wrong?

Don't get scared, it's way too late
You got it started, now it's up to fate
Now just relax, don't be such a sis
I'll be right here to talk you through this

I'm your bad idea creature
I'm your gun for hire
I'm your bad idea creature
I cater to your secret desire

You told me you hate this place
Now you can't ever show your face
Your wish is my command
You hate that bar, so I got you banned

Know that club you always bitch about?
Thank me, I got you kicked out
There's nothing good about this town
Congratulations, you just burned it down

I'm your bad idea creature
I'm your party for hire
I'm your bad idea creature
I cater to your secret desire
Track Name: Flying Head
Baby I've seen the way you look at him
I'm goin out, gonna tear him limb from limb

Now I'm goin out for a hunt
Do whatever you want
Wear that necklace I bought
(Cough)

Honey Im home, put the skewer over the pyre
Yeah that's what I meant, throw another log into the fire

I got saddlebags full of meat
You just take a seat
Let me cook you a piece
(Cough)

Said you never tasted anything quite like that before
Are you sure bout that? Why don't I dish you some more

It's bird, but it ain't no hawk
Give that some thought?
Does it taste like cock?
(Cough)
Track Name: Greasy, Grimy
Ya better understand, I'm the kind of man
Who ain't afraid to pull his blade and draw a line in the sand
You wanna run your mouth and disrespect my house
Ya gonna feel my stainless steel cut your tongue right out
Oh!
Come on!
Let's get greasy, grimey...yeah
You can't deny, I'm that kind of guy
Who can get hard in a graveyard and give it to you bone dry
Put my hand on your mouth, I'm gonna run it deep south
Ya gonna feel my electric eel, it's gonna make you shout
Oh!
Come on!
Let's get greasy, grimey...yeah
Track Name: Makin' Me Gruesome
Hey hey sugar plum. I wanna tell you somin'
Your ass is makin me gruesome
Hey hey sugar plum, I wanna tell you somin'
Your tits are making me gruesome

Take you back to my house
Put my hands up your blouse
Take off your dress
Let's make a mess
Gonna get you high
Run my tongue up your thigh
If you don't wanna make love
We can always just fuck

Make me gruesome.
You make me grow somin'
Track Name: Take Cover
Take cover when you see me coming
Take cover, don't make a sound
Take cover when you see me coming
Take cover, hit the ground

I am not the man you think I am not the man you think I am
Track Name: Blue Moonshine
"Pour me another nut of blue moonshine
Pour me a nut just to get the taste
Pour me another nut of blue moonshine
You know I won't let it go to waste"

'Baby, you had enough blue moonshine
You spent all night walkin' on your face
Baby, you had enough blue moonshine
If you wake up, you'll be drunk for days'

"Pour me another nut of blue moonshine
Ya know how much I love the stuff
Pour me another nut of blue moonshine
I'll tell you when I've had enough"

'Baby, you had enough blue moonshine
You got fucked up and now you're gettin' mean
Baby, you had enough blue moonshine
One more nut, you're gonna lose your queen'

"Pour me another nut of blue moonshine
Pour me a nut just to get the taste
Pour me another nut of blue moonshine
You know I won't let it go to waste"

'Blah blah blah blah blahhh blahblahblah
Blah hh blahh blahh blahhh
Blah blah blah blah blahh blah blah blah
Blahhh blahhh blahhh'

"Pour me another nut of blue moonshine
Pour me another."
Track Name: Heroin Shiekh
There are flies in the bedroom, flies in the house
I found you in the bathroom with flies in your mouth
I get high with all the flies on the couch.

I lost my partner what should I do?
Go get one that's more fucked than you...
who can handle their drugs too.

I'm the one who will save the day
When you need a place to stay
I'm the one who will let you in
Skip to my lou, heroin.

I'm the one who will steal your purse.
The one you think is "so much worse."
I know exactly where you've been.
Skip to my lou, heroin.

Can't get a red bird, a jail bird will do
One day they'll both end up blue...
Track Name: We Got That Rite
There's a black house over the hill
Bout a half mile through that field
Out back the woods, always burning fire
Follow the sound of the saxon lyre

They got that rite, baby!
Every night, it rages!
They got that rite, baby!
Every night, for ages.

It ain't no cult or country club
Don't come out til you're ready for blood
It ain't the place to confess your sins
It's all about hell and skeletons.

So if you ain't afraid to get all dark
And if the sight of blood makes you bark
Take off your clothes and come with us
Come and celebrate drugs and lust.
Track Name: Melting Elvis
Shake baby shake
Keep my ass awake
How much did I fucking take?
Everything's all skulls and snakes
and I'm a melting Elvis
Melting Elvis

Your Daddy walks in and says he "won't have this."
He's flailing around like a melting Elvis
Melting Elvis
Melting Elvis

Baby don't stop
Keep your ass on top
Let that old bastard call the cops
Baby I'm about to pop
Gonna give you my melting Elvis
Melting Elvis

Police walk in and say "What is this?
What's making you move like a melting Elvis?"
Melting Elvis
Melting Elvis
Track Name: The Mummy For President
Riots in the streets and fires and police
There is only one man who can bring Egypt peace

Another fired round, another body hits the ground
There is only one man who can calm Egypt down

We want The Mummy for President

Riots in the streets and fires and police
There is only one man who can set Egypt free

A burning church full of dead Christians
Only one man can forgive Egypt's sins

We want The Mummy for President
Track Name: The Creeper Man
Whatchu know about the creeper man?
Creepin your house at night
There's a knife at the end of his billy club
So don't try n' put up a fight

Whatchu know about the creeper man?
Ya better just let him in
You don't wanna get him all riled up
You don't wanna see him then

Whatcha gonna do about the creeper man?
Don't bother shuttin' the blinds
You won't know when he's watchin' you
He's got all day to hide.

Whatchu know about the creeper man?
Whatcha gon' do about the creeper man?
Who ya gon' tell about the creeper man?
How ya gon' kill the creeper man?

Who you gonna tell about the creeper man?
The cops all runnin' scared
They don't want no piece of him
Cuz he'll take a piece of theirs

How you gonna kill the creeper man?
There ain't no magic spell
Better bow down and give praise to him
and hope he spares you hell
Track Name: Find You Tied Up
What you need to find when you're already mine?

You can pretend not to love me anymore
and I can go on pretending that I don't care
But you gotta tell me just one thing baby
What is it you think you're gonna find out there?
Just how far you think you're gonna get
With those big brown eyes and that long black hair
You don't know what you're walking away from
But I ain't coming out no worse for the wear

Dogs don't run away when they are being fed
I'm wishing that you'd stay, but I ain't gonna beg
You are just a pup, I know you won't get far
Before I find you tied up in someone else's back yard.
Track Name: Keep The Change
You think that growing up means spending time at home
Finally fall into your place, another link into the chain
Drink on Saturday afternoon and spend Sunday in a pew
Talk shit about the things that you used to do

You have the nerve to give me advice about my life
If I close my eyes real tight, I'd swear I was talking to your wife
You can save for a rainy day, where I live it's always sunny
So you can keep your change man, cuz I've got folding money

You've hit the big time now, buying your first house
Gonna move in with that bitch to save your relationship
You're gonna get this right, start living a real life
We're gonna miss you man, when we all go out tonight

You can take your life advice and shove it up your ass
Tell your girl that too, next time she says that I don't have any class
You can save for a rainy day but where I live it's always sunny
You can keep your change man, cuz I've got folding money

I wasn't snared by some big mean mother bear
A snake in the grass with a big meaty ass
A shark in the sea with lipstick on her teeth
My kinda girl just wants her man to be free
Track Name: Tear It Apart
How you gonna eat if you never learned to hunt?
What makes you a man if you've never tasted blood?
You're so afraid to die that you'll never really live

(If you want my advice, I say just get it over with)

If you can't tear it apart, why bother taking a bite?
If you don't keep it sharp, why even carry a knife?
Why keep your rifle locked up in a safe?
If you ain't gonna use it, better watch what you say...

Close your eyes, step on the gas
Don't open them until you hear the crash
Close your eyes, lift up your hands
Sit back in your seat and fucking die like a man
Track Name: Eat You Alive
Welcome to my world
Its outta sight
I need some company
Just for tonight
Don't be afraid
Better hide your fright
We're gonna eat you alive

When you're in my house the law's on my side
I shoot to kill, right between the eyes

Come what may
Come what might
Your man and I
Gonna have a fight
He's got the build
I got a knife
You heard that right

A one way ticket into the light
Track Name: Famous Last Words
Think this town is dragging me down.
I've been drinking hard to make sure I'm right.
Yeah man, I know in any town
I'd be saving up change for a quarter draft night.

Famous last words, "I'm leaving."

Mountains are as cold as the people
Motherfuckers think they're so tough
I know nothing's gonna change but the weather
But in the middle of December that is more than enough

Drugs are as boring as the music
Let's cut a line to make sure that I'm right
Not sure if Im gonna make it through
Another cold mountain winter or another bar fight
Track Name: Have A Good Time
Well the blood in my nose it run down from my throat
Now I can't get to sleep but you know how that goes
The good times fade out and hangovers creep in
Tomorrow night, we'll start all over again

The gin in my blood it came over my tongue
But I hardly noticed cuz my throat was still numb
We got pretty high and we got pretty laid
Call off work tomorrow and I still get paid

The smoke in my lungs dragged in from my throat
Came back out my mouth and it stank up my coat
And we had to pull over when Zach puked in the car
No one noticed when he puked at the bar

Talked up some girls in the back playing pool
We'd love to take you home but our car's kinda full
But that doesn't mean we gotta call it a night.
There's an alley out back, and it's too late to fight

Have a good time, all the time.
Have a good fucking time.
Track Name: Smell My Night
Well can you smell my night, written on my breath?
It tells a story of cheap beer and expensive cigarettes
Lord, I didn't have to cry and
Lord, I didn't have to fight
To earn these black circles you see under my eyes

I can roar like a lion, baby
Or lay down like a lamb
I can't turn water into wine, girl
I know a dealer who can

Every bar in this town is just like high school again
Well, they don't like me much, and I fucking hate them
Girls think I'm kind of funny
The dudes all think I'm a dick
Don't try to keep up with me man, I'd hate to see you get sick
Track Name: Never Been Scared
If I die tonight
I swear it'd be alright
I'd go down to the dark without a fight

I drink til the sun
I sure had my fun
Can't believe I lasted this long

Cuz I've overstayed
Got hell to pay
It was bound to catch up to me some day

I've lost less than I've won
and I've been on the run
But I never ever been scared of a gun

So if my demise
Comes as a surprise
Hold my little girl at night when she cries

I don't belong
And I lasted to long
but I left you with some damn fine songs